Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? She frequently wears pink and light purple, with the male characters usually wearing browns, grays, and darker colors when they are playing their broadcaster roles. Brian Fantana: I did over a thousand. Ron Burgundy, Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whales vagina. Ron Burgundy, Its terrible. I've already done one What was her name? Dr. Veronica Corningstone on Twitter: "RT @Itsonlyme5432: I hope I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. [Ron's dog barks at him] Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. I'm good at three things, fighting, screwing and reading the news. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Ron Burgundy: Look, the most glorious rainbow ever! [seriously] Sounds like you have mental problems, man. Hmm? Ron Burgundy: Brick Tamland: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Just go! You're a member of the Channel Four News Team. Ron Burgundy: Champ Kind: June 14th, 2022 . News Station Employee: The coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and only the ribs will be broken Ron Burgundy: Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry! I got bags under my eyes. Frank Vitchard: Bears can smell the menstruation. Why don't you stop talking for a while. your pants and that I'm invited? You read my news! Ron Burgundy: Veronica Corningstone: [various reaction from crew members] Brian Fantana: No. It's actually an optical illusion, it's the pattern on the pant's that it's not flattering in the crotchal region. Get all that poop coming out of your mouth! I mean, that thing's good. Brian Fantana: Yeah, you pretty much yelled it. Waiter at Tino's. I'm a mess without you. So there I go head first Ron Burgundy: Home; Services. Ron Burgundy: Veronica Corningstone: Biker: As in Gene Tenace at the plate iiittt WHAMMY! I miss your scent; I miss your musk. Brian Fantana: Veronica: Good evening, San Diego. Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. News Station Employee: I know you want to. Go fuck yourself San Diego. Wes Mantooth: [chuckles] This choice is a nod to the future relationship that Veronica and Ron eventually share, foreshadowing their eventual marriage to one another, despite Ron'sabhorrent first impressions. I don't know her name. What? Sweetheart, you and I have had this discussion a million times. [addressing someone off-camera, who we can't see]. Favorite. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. I miss being with you. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it. Ron Burgundy: Why are you being this way? 60% of the time, it works every time. With Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. 10. I mean really good. A pioneer to Burgundys Nice work, everyone sharp broadcast following his infamous Teleprompter slip, Orr says the anchor followed up Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.. In a good way. Veronica Corningstone: You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy. I miss you so damn much! I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen. Brick Tamland: Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live. The party. Good Evening San Diego, I'm Veronica Corningstone. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Ron Burgundy: Champ Kind: (stops singing) I dunno, Ron, that sounds kinda crazy. [to the Panda] Hey, you're making me look stupid. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I mean they rev my engine, but they do NOT belong in the newsroom! Waiter at Tino's: Very good. You are a big fat joke. You pooped in the refrigerator? Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman. You hear that, Ed? Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: Oh-h, it's the deep burn! I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you some Mr. Burgundy. Ron Burgundy: Ron Burgundy: Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal Now, I am gonna go on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Ron Burgundy: Angry Biker: What do you love? Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. And kick the vermouth to the side with a pair of steel-toed boots. Veronica Corningstone, I love scotch. [picking his teeth] Public TV News Anchor: Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever. No, no, no. Ron Burgundy: Champ Kind: Custodian: Wes Mantooth: That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy. I mean it, literally. Ron Burgundy: Yeah, yeah. Ron Burgundy: of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Brian Fantana: Well, let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. Anchorman: 10 Secrets You Didn't Know About Veronica Corningstone's Costume Turns out that Veronica was a woman whom was immune to Ron's vast charm at a wild news crew party. Here it goes down, down into my belly. Ron Burgundy, What? Ron Burgundy: Uh, I'll take a Manhattan, and kick the vermouth in the side with a pair of steel-toed boots.